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My Dog Is a Socialist On Food Stamps

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, […]

Poems From the Gospel of JJ

     My Bon Bon I have a little bonbon I keep it in-a box With several thousand latches And thirty-seven locks. My bonbon is so yellow With little streaks of green I’d eat it up just like that But that would be to mean. I love my little bonbon It’s all I have in life […]

Perfect Way to Wash Your Cat

  1. Put both lids of the toilet seat up and add 1/8th of a cup of high quality pet shampoo or bubble bath to the water. 2. Pick up your cat and sooth him with comforting strokes as you carry him into the bathroom. 3. In a smooth synchronized and swift movement, drop in […]

Sam The Terrible!

The Cat I Grew Up With, and All My Other Furry Friends Conan the Barbarian was bested by Sam the Terrible. When I was a teenager, there were critters in my life who proved to be invaluable guides on my destiny into the dark, mysterious and challenging world of adulthood. They were not peers, or […]

My Little Duckling

Just so you know, there is a lighter side to my persona. When I was in my 20s, living in Munich, Germany, working for the United States Army, I spent a lot of time writing poetry. Not much poetry because it took me awhile to get it close to being right. It’s things like this […]