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Our Representatives are a Bunch of Scallywags!

Gun Control is another way our government is dialing for our dollars! Isn’t it interesting concerning the originality of the word “filibuster?” In the 1600s, the word was used in many languages and referred to those individuals who were pirates. You had the captain of a vessel, the quartermaster, who provided a balance of power […]

My Dog Is a Socialist On Food Stamps

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, […]

Oscars were tarnished by N.P. Harris

  I reluctantly watched the Oscars the evening before I wrote this knowing I was not going to be very happy about what I heard and saw. My wife felt the same way. We just knew he was going to do it again. We watched it the last time Neil Patrick Harris hosted it and […]

Poems From the Gospel of JJ

     My Bon Bon I have a little bonbon I keep it in-a box With several thousand latches And thirty-seven locks. My bonbon is so yellow With little streaks of green I’d eat it up just like that But that would be to mean. I love my little bonbon It’s all I have in life […]

Ah, So PETA Supports Aborting Humans But Not Eggs!

Unless the chicken asks you for an abortion. PETA freed the cat from the bag when they responded to a court case they filed claiming the 13th Amendment in support of whales being held captive at SeaWorld; like slaves. The judge threw the case out of court. But PETA’s acting President, Ingrid E. Newkirk, sent […]

The Dolphins are Dying! Why?

I agree dolphins are really cute. But so are human babies when they’re allowed to be born. My mother and father spent several years in the military trying to make this country a better place to live. I spent 23 years doing the same thing. My son has spent eight years in special forces protecting […]

Perfect Way to Wash Your Cat

  1. Put both lids of the toilet seat up and add 1/8th of a cup of high quality pet shampoo or bubble bath to the water. 2. Pick up your cat and sooth him with comforting strokes as you carry him into the bathroom. 3. In a smooth synchronized and swift movement, drop in […]

Sam The Terrible!

The Cat I Grew Up With, and All My Other Furry Friends Conan the Barbarian was bested by Sam the Terrible. When I was a teenager, there were critters in my life who proved to be invaluable guides on my destiny into the dark, mysterious and challenging world of adulthood. They were not peers, or […]

Gun Control – Waste of Time – WHY?

The school shooting brings out the worst in all of us good intentioned people! The bad guys couldn’t care less. The first and most ridiculous question everyone seems to be trying to answer is “how can we stop this so it doesn’t happen again?” Every time there is a tragedy like this, this question comes […]

Are Republican and Democrat the Same?

Foxworthy straight forward country thinking… (I received this by email from a friend who shares the most hilarious subjects ever! I am not sure Jeff said this stuff but it is still his humor that is the greatest of all)   If you wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great […]