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Our Representatives are a Bunch of Scallywags!

Posted January 19, 2016 By Gospel

side4Gun Control is another way our government is dialing for our dollars!

Isn’t it interesting concerning the originality of the word “filibuster?” In the 1600s, the word was used in many languages and referred to those individuals who were pirates. You had the captain of a vessel, the quartermaster, who provided a balance of power in managing a crew, and the crewmen themselves; all known as filibusters. They were pirates. It wasn’t until the 1860s when the word took on a legislative tone and the light began to shine on the scurvy who called themselves representatives of the people. And then they let the piracy begin.

The earlier use identified filibusters as basically a bunch of robbers of merchant ships at sea. Today, the term is also used primarily in the US Senate to describe one party pirating another party’s efforts to get around the will of the majority of US citizens or passing something because that one party just so happens to be in power at the moment but can’t put together the 60 votes needed to ram something down our throats like Obamacare. The democrats didn’t have the 60 votes but they played games with the rules to get it passed – it was criminal but since they are immune from recrimination since they control the ethics committee; they got off scot free.  Just like what happens when the Captain on a pirate ship has all the power and no quartermaster to hold him in check. But in our case the Democrats mutinied with the Captain’s help to change from being privateers to pirates of our economy. Given the chance, the republicans will do the same.

Usually, governments would hire privateers to go after other ships “legally” to control shipping or take down pirates. It was like a contract for service just like building roads today. While out there on the open seas, the privateers where taken over by a type of scurvy called greed, had a meeting of the crew and they all voted to go rouge, become pirates, keeping all the booty for themselves. They divided the booty amongst themselves and the government of the people and by the people got cheated and no pot holes got filled. The only difference to this story is the booty is made up of our tax dollars which does less and less work for us every day; just mostly for them. These privateers get themselves elected so they can go to Washington, D. C. where they decide to become pirates since everyone else is doing it.

A lot of good citizens send their money in early because they just don’t know any better. The government holds it for up to a year in their coffers so they can start raiding it right away. The good citizen goes without, then files his taxes and gets a big chunk back in the mail. It amounts to a loan to the government with no interest. When the government comes up short with their play booty, they borrow from the Chinese and pay an interest rate by using our money, not theirs. If you don’t send in your money early, you will be fined for not sending in enough money ahead of time for them to pirate. If you fail to pay your taxes on time when you do owe, you get fined. If you set it up on payments you pay interest. These pirates have got us coming and going.

There are a ton of the examples of how they suck us dry. If I lose $6000 in one year trying to invest in the stock market to make extra money, they don’t let me deduct the whole amount as a loss. They will only let me have a deduction for $3000. They want to hold the rest over for a year and then let me deduct the second $3000 the following year. So I have to pay taxes on the $3000 they disallowed as a loss this year. If I lose $30,000 in a crashing market that they probably caused by their mismanagement of our tax dollars, it will take me 10 years to recoup that loss. But, If by chance next year I make $50,000, they will let me claim my accrued loss from prior years. That sounds like a good deal, right? But it usually doesn’t work that way. The market usually comes back slowly over several years and I make a little each year. I am still only permitted to claim $3000 of that major loss each year. I will be paying taxes again on the lost money each year until I catch up. Sounds like a case of the Ponzi scurvy; only taking vitamin C won’t protect me this time.

We are about to get another tax rammed at us. They want to begin a gun control system where every gun in America is registered. In most cases right now across the country, only the purchaser of a gun has to go through a background check at the time of purchase. As long as they can pass the check they can buy as many guns as they want. Many of these purchasers are straw purchasers for drug dealers, gang members and any other type of criminal you can think of. Drug dealers give the addict a small hit, send them into a gun shop to pass a check and then walk out with several guns of the exact same make. It is then the addict gets the rest of his hit. Some are just guys and girls from rural states buying guns for $100 bucks a piece, removing the serial numbers and then driving them to New York City, Chicago or Los Angeles where they sell them on a street corner for $500-$600 apiece. They are gun runners like rum runners or moonshiners. None of which the government has ever been able to control. If the government begins limiting guns, then the price will go up for illegal guns because the government caused a shortage. Supply and demand is the name of the game. If the price goes up then there are those who will find a way to fill the demand because there is so much more money to be gained.

The government doesn’t really care about the death of innocent children at places like Sandy Hook. Like they say, “never let a crisis go to waste.” This is an opportunity to get people stirred up emotionally, play like you are doing something about Sandy Hook, and come up with a new system of taxation. There are approximately 260 million registered cars on the road today but there are probably that many in junk yards, parked in garages or just standing idle in the backyard, front yard or out in the field gathering rust; all of which are not registered.

But at least we can see them. Guns are in just about every closet in America hidden behind a ton of junk cloths no one ever wears. They are in gun safes and cabinets and under millions of mattresses. There are interestingly enough, about 250 million of them – about the same as cars. But cars wear out; guns do not.  There are about 16 million guns sold each year according to the number of background checks. But people are always doing private sells between each other to get extra money to live on. They supposedly found out through surveys that there are about 50 million households with guns. But each time gun control comes up as an issue, the number of households with guns drops in those surveys. So if guns don’t wear out for about 50 years and there are 16 million being bought each year at gun shops, I would be willing to bet that there are a bunch more guns out there no one knows about except the owners who won’t admit it for fear of some form of reprisal. They just lie on the surveys for so many reasons. If you buy a gun for safety purposes, why tell anyone who asks the question over the phone, whether you have one. It defeats the purpose. Duh!

So let’s get back to the expenses on owning a handgun. A prime example is New York. You might pay upwards of $300 dollars for the purchase of a gun. Those are revolvers where you have to hand fill the revolver 6 times after firing all six rounds. Semiautomatics come with magazines and clips that you can load infinitely prior to any firing, depending on how many clips you have and how many you can carry on your person at one time. Those guns are upwards of $800. But then the state comes into the picture. New York wants $340 for the application fee and $94 to $105 for taking fingerprints depending on the method. The gang members get a better deal buying a handgun off the street at $500. Nobody knows and nobody cares. There are 11,000 homicides by handguns in the US each year, and 9000 are black on black homicides with illegal guns. The deaths are predominately in black neighborhoods, mostly very young kids, in states that have the strictest gun laws and fee systems run by democrats but have the most killings with illegal guns. They do not care about the deaths; or they would fix that problem. In Brazil, they cleaned out an entire neighborhood infested with guns and gangs to prepare for the Olympics coming to town. It can be done.

Our government wants any money that can be had to be had. They want to do what they always do – find ways to milk the private sector for as much as they can get. And gun registration is the golden goose – the ship on the high seas that is loaded up to the mast with tons of gold ripe to be taken by the modern pirates of the day. They are after the fees. They are already taxing our liquor, want to legalize marijuana so they can tax that and they tax every car annually.They charge you $400 for a passport and now they want just about that much for every gun you own. They already tax the gun companies on their income. Then they charge gun shop owners a fee for a license to operate and now they want to tax each gun owner for each gun they own. I wonder if they are going to give me a discount if I own 10 guns; or at least put me on a payment plan over several years so I can pay these fees. The kids will have to do without for a while since I need to feed the government first.

They do not know where all 260 million guns are at, who owns them or even how to start the “taxation process.” So they will just begin with new gun sales, scare those who have old guns with fines if they don’t come forward and when your gun you sold in your garage sale is used by the guy who sold it to a guy who sold it to a guy who kills kids in their own neighborhood, they are going to hold you responsible for the crime, fine you for not registering your gun and the rest of those guys who had the gun will go free since they didn’t register the gun when they had it.

The insurance companies got into the game, too. They must have offered to put a great deal of money into the re-election coffers of our pirates if they would include in the law a requirement that gun owners insure their weapons. It is a win-win situation for pirates and insurance companies; we lose. And the pirates will find a way to bring more money into their personal coffers by granting the insurance companies tax breaks if they speed up the insurance process by offering incentives to get as many guns insured as possible.

It never ends. Our duely elected officials always tell us they are looking out for us but they are really looking out for themselves since it is so enticing to pick up all the money floating on the open sea of US private civilians trying to make a living in a world of piracy created by our government. They are the most parasitical bunch of swashbucklers, wining and dining on rum and caviar and hanging out at the local punch houses while we are stuck eating barnacles and drinking grog when it will be only a matter of time before we will be “dancing the hempen jig” dangling from the financial disaster of a rope around our necks sucking the last penny from our hardworking lives.

Argh! I’m shivering in my timbers.

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Jellyfish and Democrats are Twins

Posted December 21, 2015 By Gospel

Sadly, they both have a Mouth and Anus

I have not been able to find anything in nature that comes even close to describing the characteristics of the common democrat species. Until now! I was amazed at the similarities. It was like experiencing one of a set of twins for years, not knowing the other existed, until I met the other twin face to face. The characteristics leaped at my mind like an electric shock springing from a cloud. Within a nanosecond I knew that I had finely cleared up the most amazing mystery known to the conservative man. Face to face? Not really. Jellyfish don’t really have a face.

In fact, they don’t even have a brain. Or a heart. And just like their name, they really aren’t what their name implies. A jellyfish is not really a fish. And democrats aren’t really democrats. They are actually a little bit further down the political spectrum foodchain. Like jellyfish that live below the surface of the sea, the democrat lives just below what they say they are at the moment. If they say they are democrats, they are concealing the fact that they are socialists, or a little deeper; communists. But there is a whole new level of peculiarity about them. They have an uncontrollable urge to dictate. They practice the most subtle form of dictatorial dominance. Like the word “subtle” used in the previous sentence, they are like the ‘b;’ silent. They are subliminal. There, another “sub.” Like jellyfish, they lurk below the surface like a nefarious submergible. And if you happen to come in contact with them, you will get stung.

Jellyfish have no eyes. And like democrats they can’t see where they are going, don’t care who they bump into and are absolutely certain they are moving in the right direction. They don’t want to see where they are going because their existence depends on blindly going where no one in their right mind would want to go. Yet it fits their ideology of fantasy. Just like a jellyfish dancing blindly through the currents of the sea, so do the democrats who crash through humanity with no care of the outcome. Jellyfish hide under the sea and democrats hide under the sea of humanity. Both have the same characteristic; they are spineless yet fearless. Who cares who dies while they are about their tasks of unknowingly destroying every fabric of their world?

Just looking how each moves itself around is also telling. The jellyfish moves by contracting its body in the sea water in which it exists. It does this with a simple network of nerves that contract and release much like the democrat that contracts to hide behind someone else to blame and then swells with ego to take credit for catching the evildoer they blamed for what they had done. They contract like a leopard about to pounce on its prey and then swell with ego when it manages to destroy any existence of another not of their ilk.

And, because jellyfish are related to corals, you could also say that democrats are closely related as well.  Corals and jellyfish share the same basic body plan just like democrats. It is shocking to bring up the subject of evolution – something endeared by democrats. Both corals and jellyfish evolved from something more like a sponge-coral than a jellyfish. It is interesting that the word sponge comes up. Sponges suck up moisture from its environment just like democrats suck dollars from our economy. It is so revealing to find out that democrats evolved having a sponge in their ancestry. Sponges evolved into corals, jellyfish and democrats. And why do I know for certain now that democrats are polyps? Polyps are what they call each one of those microscopic, carnivorous beings, or corals. Yep. Democrats are polyps. They feed on the flesh of our economy delving deep down using their long jellyfish-like tentacles to milk every last dollar leaving only a reef made of bone and economic ruin.

Democrats are actually not like corals. Corals are actually alive. Democrats are more like the reefs the corals create. The reefs are made up of calcium carbonate. That is why democrats are so hardheaded. And to think that the most disgusting thing known to democrats is carbon, and then you find that reefs are in part, a structure including carbon. And, another thing needs clarity in this discussion. Corals and jellyfish are related in such a way that they are part of what biologists call a phylum – or division. And that is why democrats are so divisive. They are not part of our phylum.

These creatures can fool you with their spectacular light show drawing you into a hypnotic trance and then sting you with hundreds of dangerous harpoons laced with their deadly toxin. The only ones that are not fatal are the ones who magically develop brains, eyes and a heart going through a metamorphosis where they become republicans. Yeah, I know. Poo-Poo happens when the lights go on and you finally are able to see and think and reason.

So to conclude, and to insure that normal humans learn to exclude this particular Cnidarium of the Cnidaria family from all their political discussion, we need to recognize what democrats really are. They are Jelly-crats!  They are spineless, brainless, sightless, heartless, and of course, bloodless, slimy carnivores who sting you to death while sucking the life out of your highly evolved system of capitalistic perfection you give your lifeblood to protect. Jelly-crats certainly always drool but God help us if they ever get to the point where they rule.

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My Dog Is a Socialist On Food Stamps

Posted December 1, 2015 By Gospel

bulldog wearing eyeglasses sleeping over a good novel

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.

ZZZZZZZZZZ!

ZZZZZZZZZZ!


If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick …….

 

I think my dog is a member of the Democrat Party!

 

Please, turn the Light out!

Please, turn the Light out!

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Obama Presidential Portrait

Posted November 20, 2015 By Gospel

President on ToiletThe Television was in its usual state when I went downstairs this morning to get my coffee. It was on. Dana Parino was hosting a documentary program about the Presidency of George W. Bush. Part of her presentation was when she was in the White House with President Bush discussing various Presidents’ paintings. The Portrait of Lincoln was his favorite. He favored history and mentioned he emulated Lincoln during his presidency. I couldn’t help but wonder how President Obama will control the creation of his masterpiece.

I learned that it is the Non-Profit White House Historical Association who foots the bill using private donors. That is really good for us because some of those paintings nowadays cost as much as $40,000. The National Portrait Gallery is where you can find most of the paintings of our presidents. President Bush had his own donors cover the expense for his. But Presidents can’t have their portraits unveiled until after their term of office is complete. During their presidency, a photograph is used, and after that the photo is replaced by the painting. During Bush’s portrait unveiling in the White House, he stated to the guests: “Welcome to my hanging!

Presidents normally pick their preferred painter. With Clinton, Hillary controlled that. Why does that not surprise me? She reviewed many offers and interviewed and reviewed the work of a lot of them. And sometimes she would permit Bill to tag along on some of the interviews. They decided on a black man from the South, the first black man to ever be called upon do a president’s portrait. I’m guessing she might have done that for political reasons in the event she ran for office. That would be a good campaign item to work into her speeches. She had the man paint a portrait of her as well, for the First Lady’s picture. The question was, I am sure, which painter is going to get us the most votes. There is another interesting fact off the subject of paintings, Clinton doesn’t have a Presidential Library, it’s an Adult Book Store.

Needless to say, President Kennedy’s portrait was painted after his death and Jackie controlled that one. The artist did not want to paint a dead man’s eyes so the portrait shows the President looking down in such a way that his eyes are not visible. President Kennedy was my President when I was in high school. Like most young people then and today, it seems being a democrat is the right thing to do. Then later in life we find out who these democrats are, what they do to get elected and how they stay elected. I was an early convert to Republicanism. You notice they don’t have an “ism” for democrats so they use the closest thing to it calling themselves followers of socialism or communism. I think if you have a political following, you should be able to describe it with an “ism. Just like their party, democratism doesn’t work.

But then we have the forthcoming portrait of President Obama. And I am sure Michelle is really going to get involved in that effort. In fact, she already is, coming up with a potential painter who she gave the leeway to present what he felt would be a good idea. They even have it hung already in the White House, but where no one can see it yet. That way they can check it out occasionally to see if it tickles their fancy. It is a painting of the President sitting on top of the world. The globe clearly looks like it is made of porcelain. His pose portrays him looking like a President sitting on a throne. I suppose that is what gave them the idea to hang it in the President’s private bathroom. That way he can get used to viewing himself while sitting on a porcelain throne, sitting on top of the world with his pants down below his knees. The painter was careful to insure his pants were not so low that they would obscure his presidential shoeshine.

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Global Warming is a bunch of Biomass Poop!

Posted October 26, 2015 By Gospel
OMG! My Sweat is Freezing!

OMG! My Sweat is Freezing!

We keep being told we are making great progress in weaning ourselves from oil, coal, nuclear and natural gas. And in a discussion about how great wind and solar is, the supporters keep throwing around the 17% to 19% figure. They claim that is great progress. So just where does that 17% come from? Better yet, the question should be, how much of that 17% is just from solar and wind? They always leave that part out. The answer is 3%. What? Over the past 45 years, we now only get 3% of our entire energy use in this country from solar and wind? Absolutely.

I have heard that renewable energy is as much as 17%. But I cannot find where that figure is coming from unless the number also includes nuclear which 8.5%. In fact, the best I can do is come up with 9.8% if I exclude nuclear which is a source the environmentalists want to kill. But that is misleading as well because when you count nuclear with petroleum, coal and natural gas, you get over 90% of our energy comes from these 4 sources. Let’s take a closer look at that 9.8 figure. What at biomass.

Biomass is included in the renewable figure but that also includes the burning of wood, getting to the wood is a problem because it costs to get it or have it delivered and a lot of communities have banned it because of emissions. Biomass also includes biofuel from corn. But that too has been determined to pollute the air twice as much over 30 years. Using corn increases water usage, natural gas is used in the production of biofuels from corn, biofuel also increases wear and tear of engines, the US government subsidized corn based biofuel production by 45 cents until 2011. But they still survived because the EPA mandated its use keeping the industry afloat. Without out that our gas prices would be lower. And, the production of corn based biofuel makes up 44% of all corn produced in the US which put pressure on the price of corn. We pay more there, too. Of interest, the entire world relies heavily on the burning of wood, animal dung and other dead plant life to get their heat. That adds heavily to the world’s Carbon emissions. It is totally misleading to use biomass as a renewable and that takes away 4.9%, leaving us with half at 4.9%.

The next thing they include as a renewable is hydroelectric power which is power generated from dams which have been around prior to the beginning global warming issue. So you have to take that away, too, leaving us with 2.4%. Geothermal has been around forever. In 1900, hot springs water was piped to homes in Klamath Falls, Oregon. Granted small use. It has significantly grown now and the government started granting and directing the use of exploration to improve on the science of extracting heat from the below grown in the 60’s. But that too started long before the global warming issue began to surface in the late 70s. So you really need to take that number away also. We get .2% from Geothermal today. Wow. That is a lot of heat energy. That leaves us with 2.2%.

There you have it. For the past 40 years of the global warming hype, we get 2.2% of all our energy from solar and wind. Wind gives us 1.8% and solar gives us .4%. Look at the chart below from the IER, Institute for Energy Research, March 2015, located by going to the following site: http://instituteforenergyresearch.org/topics/encyclopedia/biomass/

No one can say the numbers are outdated as an excuse, the 2015 chart is proof.

I might add, all the infrastructure and equipment used to create wind farms, all the materials used to create solar panels and all the equipment they use in the Geothermal drilling effort are made from petroleum-based manufacturing processes. Kill petroleum and you kill every single thing we own in our house and even the building materials of our entire home, car and boat; if I had one, of course.

So when the President says we need to reduce our CO2 emissions by 20 or 30%, you need to be asking how much that is going to cost and is it actually possible under our current debt situation. I cannot be taxed anymore at all.

 

Let’s do a per capita on that! We are now at 18 trillion dollars in debt, a lot of which is owed to the Chinese. To pay that off, each individual in this country would have to come up with around $60,000. But you wife living at home and your two children do not earn money, you do. So actually, in a family of 4 where only the husband works, he is going to need about $240,000. That amount per family? OMG. In order to pay that off in 10 years, the government would have to tax that family an extra 24,000 a year. The average wage of an individual in this country is about $46,000. If both spouses are working, that comes to $92,000 a year in income. My tax bill now is about 12-15,000 a year already. If I add 24,000 to my current tax bill, my federal tax liability alone would be close to $40,000. Then I would need to add all the other taxes like state, local and sales taxes, fees and property tax, gas taxes, phone taxes, taxes on electricity use and taxes on food. Paying extra to cut CO2 emissions is really not even feasible.

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Illegals and Their Lawyers = Parasites

Posted September 13, 2015 By Gospel

Lawyers, Unions and democrat politicians are parasites – along with their fellow illegal immigrants. But why? My story tells all. (Updated to 2015)

Gold-Bricks1

Garage Door Mural

Since our economy is going into the toilet and taking me with it, I wanted to show my disappointment with arrogance by making a political statement. What better way but to have people think I had started to buy gold and hold it in anticipation of the looming market crash everyone expects. It is going to be catastrophic. So, I found this really great site where I could buy a mural that covered my entire garage door. As you can see above, the picture I picked out was that of a stack of gold bricks that made it appear they were neatly stacked in my garage. But how would I know something would happen that would capture the eyes of the entire neighborhood and go viral.

It wasn’t long before I heard a few sirens outside. When I looked out my upstairs window, I noticed an ambulance with a stretcher being pulled out, two police cars parked at various angles blocking any traffic from getting by, and a newsman from a local mainstream media outlet filming, using equipment hooked up to huge cables running out of the back of his news truck which was weighted down with a huge extendable antenna on top. I was curious as to what was going on and ran downstairs, unlocked my sliding glass door and made it pass several other onlookers to get a better view of what happened. There was a person being loaded on the ambulance stretcher, hooked up to an IV, getting his blood pressure monitored and his vitals reviewed by the paramedics. One paramedic was on the phone apparently talking to the emergency room giving the latest update about the person’s condition to a doctor on call. The police were walking around trying to ask onlookers if they had seen what happened. No one had. It wasn’t until the next day when I learned from the police what had happened.

My doorbell rang and their was a couple of knocks on the door as well. Whoever it was, it seemed they where anxious to get someone to answer. I pulled back the side curtain and noticed two policemen seriously positioned at my front door. I opened it. The first thing they asked me was, “Is the garage door with the mural on it, yours?” I just love their trick questions since the condo number on the wall above the garage door matched the one on the front door they just knocked on. “Of course,” I said. “Yes.” “What’s the problem, officers?” “I am sure you know we had an incident where someone was hurt yesterday right in front of someone’s garage door. Well, the man we took to the hospital yesterday couldn’t speak English so it took us awhile to get an interpreter to translate for us so we could get his side of the story. That’s when we learned that he actually didn’t know what happened because he had blacked out and couldn’t remember. But one thing we did know was that it happened right in front of your garage door. The doctor told us it appeared he had been running really fast and smashed into something knocking himself out.  We think it might have been your garage since we just took a closer look and found blood stains on it at a level that matches our victim’s general height. The interpreter mentioned that he may be an illegal alien and we confirmed that later this morning because he had a record and had been designated as one who was under a deportation order. They released him this morning from the hospital and we have not been able to find him. ICE released him a few weeks ago asking him to return for his deportation date and he didn’t show.” “Wow,” I said. “You guys are really busy. But what does this have to do with me?”

They continued. “Here is what we think happened. We believe he may have been casing the area looking of an opportunity to break into one of the condos here in your complex. But when he saw the gold bricks on your mural, he thought he had struck gold and made a quick dash to your garage thinking he was about to strike it rich. That is when he ended up on the ground passed out. We have no idea why you are displaying that mural but in doing so you may have unintentionally cause bodily harm to an innocent passerby. So I am sorry, but we are going to have to ask you to take it down so it doesn’t cause any further injury to unsuspecting victims who might happen to be walking by. And since the victim doesn’t have any insurance, the hospital has asked us to file a report as soon as possible so they will have cause to send you a bill for their expenses incurred while caring for him. As a consequence, we may have to site you for causing bodily injury and charge you with aggravated assault since the damages were significant. We are sorry for the inconvenience, we are just doing our job.” I was going to say, “wait, I didn’t get all that. Could you start from the beginning?” But that would not be a good idea since they may think I was being facetious. I was not looking for a free ride to the police station at the moment.

Later that afternoon, I learned that, though the police and ICE were not able to find the guy, an attorney had. A server arrived at my door and presented me with a request from the man’s attorney asking me to provide the name of my homeowner’s insurance company so they could file a claim. There was also a notice that they had received a copy of the police report and were in the process of filing a civil action asking for compensatory damages to cover anticipated long-term pain and suffering caused by serious injury at no fault of their client. They recommended that I come to a meeting in their office to discuss a settlement agreement to avoid formal court proceedings from being filed on behalf of their client. I said, “I’ll get back to ya on that,” and closed the door. As soon as I closed the door, the phone rang. It was the ambulance company calling to confirm my address so they could send me a bill for transportation expenses associated with the victim’s transport to the nearest hospital.

It wasn’t long before my address was out for all to see. I knew for sure that was the case when I began to notice an ever-increasing string of automobiles starting to slowly drive past my home. Some of the vehicles had one or two occupants but several had as many as 4. I noticed that many of those cars had Obama/Biden stickers pasted on them in places where there was very little other space since numerous other stickers blanketed the back side of the car leaving just enough room amongst all the anti-Bush stuff, pro-choice, peace and gay rights stickers. The rest of the cars were hispanically adorned with Mexican flags and words that I didn’t understand. Some were painted in really pretty colors with glitterful, tiny reflective strings of lights in numerous colors flowing along the lowest exposed points of the entire car. I could tell when they were coming by, since some of them scrapped the speed-bump outside my window because their shock absorbers were completely worn out. I could also tell the same thing when I would hear bass music pounding on my exterior walls, shaking my foundation and causing all the pictures on the interior walls to tilt to one side or crash to the floor.

Needless to say, this was a little scary. I, for the first time in my life, started seriously fearing for my life. I finally broke down with my reluctance to buy a weapon and sneaked off to the nearest gun shop. I picked out a nice semi-automatic with extra clips and bullets that were extra powerful and had hollow points. But before I could get a gun, I had to go through a background check. It didn’t take long before I learned I would not qualify to buy a gun based on two reasons. First, based on my prior military service, I was put on a small dose of antidepressants by the VA, The other issue was associated with the fact that there was a recent record of a police report filed that indicated a possible pending assault charge. I had no other choice but to defend myself some other way. On my way home, I stopped by Walmart to buy a couple of high-powered pellet guns and a crossbow. But I needed more security so I got a quote from a home security vendor. It was $4500 for 24 hour of monitored security and a ton of wiring throughout my home attached to sensors from motion, to broken glass, to body heat. There was a bunch of other things but I had no clue what they were for. That quote was way outside my budget by just about $4500, give or take a few pennies.

I am not stupid so I figured out a more cheaper way. The other precautions were ingenious. I stopped by the local furniture store and found a stuffed, life-sized English Bull Dog accessory for my home. I returned to Walmart and picked up a beware of dog sign in English and Spanish and another sign that said this home is protected by Smith & Wesson. I then got on the computer to find a local home security service, copied their signage trademark to a JPEG file, enlarged it using photo shop and pasted it on a round board I fashioned on a table saw in my garage. I nailed it to long wooden stake I found at the hardware store used for temporary barriers on construction sites. I positioned the sign outside next to my home where the street light would shine on it to improve visibility from the street. I also found an electronic kit where I could create a small box with an LED blinking red light powered by a battery to attach to the wall in clear view from the sliding glass window so anyone who looked in could see that their was a professionally installed security system up and running. I bought little round chair leg coasters and stuck them to all my windows so they would be in clear view. I attached a short wire to them which  ran behind the curtain where I taped the end to the wall out of sight. Walla! I had window security glass breakage detectors.  Who knew I could do so much with so little? I set up a nylon fishing line “trip wire” that ran into my house and hooked up to a bell I attached to the wall next to my bed. I figured I better not use poison darts since I was not sure the “Make My Day Law” covered me if I did any harm to illegal immigrants who  aimlessly and innocently walked on to my patio area who did not understand what “Smith & Wesson” meant.

The traffic outside my home began to taper off. Probably because I was beginning to become old news and their were for sure many others impacted by the bureaucratic red tape, gun control, racist accusations, retaliation for not supporting illegal immigration and abortion and any other label with which the liberals used to describe me. I was becoming a little more relaxed just about the same time when my homeowner’s insurance policy holder representative called me to inform me they were settling out of court, paying all the expenses associated with the injured party. Then they inform me that since they decided to settle out of court, my insurance was going to be increased as a result of my negligence. It was then I noticed I was even becoming a little more relaxed but my wallet started to tremble.

It was just a few days later.

Wow! Did you hear that? I think I heard a thump coming from the area in front of my garage. Oh, shoot! I forgot to take down my mural of gold covering my closed garage! Dang. I called 911 and pulled out my smart phone, tapped on my Spanish translator software application, and rushed outside to take care of the victim. As I approached him, he was still conscious so I yelled into my phone, “help is on the way,” and I then pushed the translate button. The phone blurted out, “Ayude a estar por el camino.” The guy looked up at me and said, “Was?” (pronounced “VOS.”)

“Oh Shit,” I said. I think he is German!

It wasn’t long after that, and after the police report was filed, that cars started driving by my house adorned with German Flags and “Scheiss Ami”  or ” more formal “Beschissener Amerikaner” stickers pasted on the rear! The rough translation of both meant “Shitty American.” And just as a side note, the US State Department called to tell me that my Passport needed a special stamp; “Not permitted to travel to any country located within or adjacent to the European Union or countries in Central and South America.” I will be just a matter of time before an Islamic Terrorist hits my garage door and “BOOM,” I would be barred from visiting anywhere in the Middle East. The State Department will have all those countries on a no travel list anyway, but a little overkill won’t hurt.

Yeah, freedom is just great! If you are liberal.

OR, if you are a member of a labor union who contributed 96% of all their political contributions to Democrats, or lawyers and law firms who contributed 76% of all political contributions to Democrats. And isn’t it interesting that the majority of Democrat elected officials in our entire government are mostly lawyers. To be politically correct to Massachusians you need call them “Lahyas.” Have you any idea why we will never see tort reform? Or get rid of Public Labor Unions? Most Republicans are from the business sector. Any idea why corporations are hated so much? It is because they hire liberals but don’t pay them to stop working so they can live at home. There is another sub sector of liberals who vote Democrat, have not worked for quite some time and get food stamps to spend on the greater things in life, like Marijuana and all the other more “Progressive” concoctions known as designer drugs, H, and Crystal Meth; to name a very few. The problem with them is getting them to remember to vote. These folks needed to be on food stamps because they ran out of money when their 99 months of unemployment checks, granted to them by a liberal president, ran out.

Yeah, I know. I got carried away with that last paragraph. Just ruined a perfect story. I am going to just have to learn to stifle my free speech to which I actually am not entitled unless approved by a liberal.

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The PC Police and the Common Folks

Posted March 16, 2015 By Gospel

Oops! I have paper waste What do I do now?

I wanted to get down on paper, in story form, some of the hypocrisies associated with some of our most intelligent, highly educated and what we would call the elite members of our society who do not normally mingle with the common staff at work who are in administrative positions like those in the human resources departments who the elitists feel have a rudimentary education. A vast majority of these elite members of society are immensely focused on issues such as global warming, the plight of polar bears with the melting of ice caps, the rising oceans, the draughts and why normal human beings don’t have the good sense to recycle their trash so we can save our planet. They are totally disgusted with how wasteful the majority of normal human beings are as they go about trying to keep themselves and their families alive on our planet. There are billions of folks in extremely rural areas of the world who do not know where their next meal is coming from yet we have very well educated, so called highly advanced do-gooders who want to completely change how those billions go about just trying to survive.

So! What people do in a lunch room and what sometimes happens there, can be interesting, fun, humorous or even challenging.  Friends gather from their intensely hectic mornings at work to relax and share recent experiences in their lives. It’s how they recharge their batteries so they can finish out the rest of their trying day. While eating lunch one day in the lunch room, a lady named Laura sat down with a few of her fellow workers. She was telling the others around the table about what her daughter, Natalie, shared with her the evening before, over the phone. It was a mother and daughter sharing some quality time with each other because they lived so far apart. Getting together physically is impossible since there are 1000s of miles of ocean and half the United States between them.

Natalie is married and lives in Hawaii with her husband Marcus in a home they recently bought. When they bought the home, they also bought a form of insurance that lasts a year to protect them from losses that might occur with the appliances that came with the home. A few months after moving in they noticed that just about everything in the upright freezer was partially thawed out. The insurance company sent out someone to check it and it was determined that it needed to be replaced. The insurance covered that and they received a new freezer a few days later. Marcus is sort of an outdoorsy type and works near the docks in Pearl Harbor. He sometimes brings things home that you might expect from someone living or working near the ocean in Hawaii, which is everyone. Natalie and Marcus work different shifts so they are often coming home at different times.  Marcus worked the night shift the night before and had just began his turn for getting some sleep. He had just dozed off when he was awoken by a scream coming from the kitchen.

Natalie had gotten up, prepared herself for work, and went into the kitchen to start her day with some breakfast. A bolt of fear struck her body and she jumped back when she opened the door to the freezer. She saw a huge set of widely based claws sticking out from the bottom shelf of the freezer. Her entire body went cold with fear as she let out a scream and slammed the freezer door shut. Out of blind fear she could swear she saw the claws moving and they were coming after her. Marcus came running into the kitchen to see what had happened. What she saw was the biggest king crab most people had ever seen in their entire life.  The moment Marcus saw what had happened, is the moment he began laughing uncontrollably almost falling to the floor. But that was just a fraction of a second before he took an intense blow from Natalie to the left arm just above the humorous bone. Isn’t it ironically funny how that happens? Emotions filled her body with the natural human response of flight followed by a fight where Marcus took a stern hit.

The punch to the left arm triggered more laughter from Marcus. Then he took a second hit in the same spot for laughing at what Natalie did not think was funny at all. It was just a few moments later when out of the joy of feeling that nothing serious was going to happen, Natalie joined in with the laughter as her body began to calm its nerves. As the laughter subsided minutes later, they both began hearing scratching. It was coming from what sounded like the bottom of the freezer. They opened the door. The crab was still alive and was going through its own flight response trying to helplessly crawl out of a freezer whose door had just slammed shut. Natalie sent a picture by smart phone to her mother to show her how huge that crab was. When Laura shared the picture and the story with her husband, his response was, “That crab is so huge, I am surprised it didn’t throw Marcus into the freezer.” A ton of laugher began again; and again between Marcus and Natalie when Laura shared that response with them.

And now back to the lunch room. The nature of the business this lunch crowd supports requires the hiring of several very highly qualified research consultants with extensive educations such as masters, PHDs and those at a level where they earned the right to be called Engineers. These folks consider themselves part of the elite set. They find it difficult to socialize with those members of the support staff with the very basics of an education. And that’s OK. The nature of any discussion needs to fit the social status of the group.

The common support staff can’t relate to someone whose professional life is immersed in having gained a Doctor of Philosophy degree in, say, social engineering. The elite person thinks that since they are philosophers in their field of expertise, it makes them qualified to play judge over those who are experts at somehow finding a way to get buy on a bare minimum of income. The elites think in economic terms of purchases and expenses in the “thousands of dollars” while the poor think in terms of hundreds, twenties and dollars; even pennies sometimes. And they always remain laser focused on where the next dollar might be coming from so they can support a family. How does a woman relate to a woman who bought their jacket from Neiman Marcus before they put it on sale for a few thousand dollars less when she is extremely happy she purchased her jacket on sale at TJ Max for 24 dollars but wonders whether she will ever be able to afford another or a pair of matching shoes.

While the story was being told at the table of the commoners, another one of the employees of the company who is of the elite ilk, was at the counter preparing her lunch for the microwave. But when she overheard that the crab had been placed in the freezer alive, she turned with a grimace on her face and in a condescending way, stated. “Oh, that is so cruel.” She is one who feels we should not eat shrimp because they are part of nature and should be left alone. The members at the table facing away from the woman placed their index fingers over their lips as to signal they should be quiet. The power of PC had raised its ugly head and those at the table were forced to stifle their speech. In essence, they were being denied to speak about such things, they were being told they were cruel, and they were being told that their speech needed to be denied since they were not qualified to know what is best for them.

Meanwhile, at that very moment while the speech at a table of generally happy people just getting along with their lives was abruptly curtailed; in a barrio somewhere in another part of the world, a family is overjoyed that they will be able to share a few pieces of chopped up shrimp, in what they normally experienced was only a small bowl of rice and vegetables, between a father and mother and their ten young children, following a short prayer of thankfulness. A month earlier, as sheer luck would have it, they were able to chop up the thigh of a chicken they received as a gift from one of their neighbors who cared more about their health than what stories they might be telling around the mat on the floor taking the place of a table they could only dream of having.

It is ironic that a majority of these elite members of our society go to 5 star restaurants where live crabs are served by throwing them into boiling water and slicing them down the middle before placing them on a plate next to a steak that originated from the slaughter of a calf whose meat is considered to be the most tender of all. The vegetables, a main staple of the poor, is just thrown to the side more as for image than for their nutritional value. The cost of that one meal for two is much more than what that poor family in a barrio might be able to pull together in a year or even a lifetime. And the elitist wants to teach them how to recycle their trash, stop cooking on open flames of burning wood spewing tons of CO2 into our precious atmosphere at a rate not seen for the past 200 years. They also do not want them to harm the poor creatures that deserve to be left alone; especially the hundreds of thousands of animals, birds, frogs and bugs from around the world who elitists have placed on the endangered species list. Just about the only creatures not on the list are humans, unicorns and dodo birds.

If one had the guts to say something, they might ask if the elitist in their presence knew that a study had been done showing that vegetables experience pain when they are plucked from the ground or a tree and then chopped up for their salad (I was just kidding about that study but the elitist would believe any study real or imaginary). I am, however, dead serious in asking whether they know that the marijuana they champion as needing to be legalized for human use, according to thousands of government studies paid for by the taxpayer, actually needs around 1200 to 1500 parts per million of CO2 to permit the best quality atmosphere for their growth. In fact all plants do best when the CO2 level reaches around 1200 parts per million.

Most elitists do not know that there are only 400 parts per million of CO2 currently in our atmosphere and they want to drastically reduce that number by taking billions of dollars from the tax dollars of most Americans who do not give a damn about CO2. They do not know that when the CO2 level gets at or below 180 parts per million, plants can no longer survive.  They do not know that approximately 23 million years ago, Antarctica was covered with fern and had no ice caps at all. The vegetarians are mostly those who believe in global warming and the need to reduce CO2 but don’t realize how many more vegetables would be available for their consumption if they would permit the CO2 level to drastically increase.

The most ironic thing is that most of the elitists in this country do not know what part of that 400 PPM is actually man-caused CO2. The 97% of the scientists they claim consider the issue settled science, are really only convinced that CO2 has the capability of retaining heat in our atmosphere. They say that because all compounds have that feature to varying degrees. The question is to what degree. But more importantly, that degree is insignificant since only 3% of that 400 PPM is man-made. Would these elitists know that CO2 makes up only .0004% of our atmosphere of which only 3% of .0004% is man-made? Do they know that the oceans cover 70% of the planet and soak up 40% of that human made CO2? Or do they realize that the USA only takes up 3% of the entire landmass of the globe? Just how much CO2 do we have control of? The fraction is just way to minescule to even imagine. And the elite want us all to spend billions of dollars cutting our emissions of CO2 when we have o control over the rest of the globe. Maybe they should worry about human rights and animal rights and endangered species more! Oh, but they do! My bad!

That is why those commoners sitting around the table eating their lunch don’t believe the amount of CO2 in our atmosphere is a problem. That is why that poor family sitting around a mat eating rice and vegetables doesn’t worry about CO2 levels. They have more pressing things to worry about. If the elitists would just leave well enough alone, these poor people would have a much more vibrant source of vegetables making it easier for them to survive if the CO2 level would be closer to 1200 PPM than merely 400 PPM.

I was at a fast food cafeteria at the Botanical Gardens mingling with the elites who go there often and it only took me a moment to get what I wanted and sit down to eat. But when I got ready to leave I approached the area where one could dispose of one’s trash. When I got there I noticed there were 4 separate bins, 4 different colors, and each had a specific and distinct purpose for being there. There was one that said cans only, one that said bottles only, one that said organic only (whatever that means), and then the 4th bin said other waste. There was a large sign on the wall over each bin, in matching colors to their respective bin that explained what each bin was for and then there were several lines of instructions below that in small font explained in excruciating detail exactly how to separate your trash and what constituted that type of trash. I have to admit I did not have time to study what I could only describe was a 4 level college course requiring me to cram the rest of the afternoon learning how to separate my trash to insure I could pass the final exam. I just hope the instructor is grading on a curve. But, like many college students, it didn’t take me long to figure out a shortcut using my highly advanced commonsensical ability to solve major problems quickly. I could just dump it all in the bin that said “Other Waste” and go about my day. So I slyly peered around to make sure the PC police were not watching me and in it all went.

Isn’t it interesting that while all those elitists are driving to work, they pass probably 30 or 40 black 50 gallon plastic bags full of all sorts of trash, undivided by category, laying by the side of the road where the common folks dumped them while in a hurry to get to where they are going so they could earn a few bucks to feed their families and pay the rent. The PC crowd driving by those bags must be going nuts.

But now, while writing this, I remembered I needed to go take my trash out quickly since the trash truck was due any minute. Of course, I only had one bin so I was able to accomplish that task in a timely manner. That reminds me of the phrase, “Haste makes waste.” I would add, “Disposal more efficient.” Oh, I was wondering, “Which bin do I sit on to deposit my fecal waste?”

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Oscars were tarnished by N.P. Harris

Posted February 24, 2015 By Gospel

 

I reluctantly watched the Oscars the evening before I wrote this knowing I was not going to be very happy about what I heard and saw. My wife felt the same way. We just knew he was going to do it again. We watched it the last time Neil Patrick Harris hosted it and the dance he did doing multiple crotch thrusts in someone’s face disgusted us immensely. The dance routine was smothered in sexual overtones. I know he is gay and that is just the way he is. So be it. But when he throws gayness in your face, I get turned off. In the program this year, I was not left un-disappointed. The disgust returned. His jokes were not funny and in many cases disrespectful. And then came the naked body in Whitey-Tighties skit showing the clearly defined form of his genitals – albeit hard to see relative to their exceptionally small size.

That razed the disgusted bar to a brand new level. They mentioned that the Oscars program was being viewed by people in 120 foreign countries; millions of people, young actors just starting out and just normal young children, getting another view of the perversion Hollywood has to offer. Does anyone realize why we may be hated so much throughout the world? Doesn’t the producer realize that gays are persecuted around the world and even killed in countries dominated by Islam? Doesn’t the producer know that if Sharia Law comes to America, Hollywood would be the first in line for the beheadings? Get a clue. The open display of sexual innuendo and perpetual slamming in the face of the need for gay rights is getting old. The performance was aimed at Hollywood elite, not the millions throughout the world how had to watch an Individual claiming to represent the values of America. Really?

The reference to half the audience representing the box office returns of the movie “American Sniper” grossing over 300 million, inferring that the other 300 million was earned by all the other films combined, but he didn’t say that. He said the other side was represented Oprah Winfrey. At first I assumed he was making a joke in reference to her weight and Oprah was not pleased by that at all. But then after he paused for effect, he stated “because she is so rich.” Aren’t the rich people the ones Hollywood hates the most because Obama told them to hate them? Is Neil saying Oprah is worth only 300 million when she is worth billions? That joke was so dumb and disrespectful. Regardless, there were many more stupid jokes coming as the show went on.

The song from the Martin Luther King movie had a reference in the rap lyrics that blacks protested by holding their hands up as though the black man in Ferguson was shot to death by a police officer while the man was giving up. That is absolutely not true. The song perpetrates a lie. The police officer was being charged by Michael Brown and he feared bodily harm. Why wouldn’t he when Michael Brown tried to take the officer’s gun away from him while the officer was still in his car. Police Officers killing blacks is infinitely more rare when compared to all the blacks who senselessly lose their lives due to black on black homicides with an illegal gun. Over 80 percent of all deaths make up that part. Only 4% of that total are homicides committed by whites. The remaining percentage is Hispanic on Hispanic. Secondly, Hollywood is openly dominated by liberals who vote democrat. But in all the major cities where most these homicides occur, the mayors are all democrat. The democrats are the ones who complain about racism but they do not fix the most seriously damaging part of their cities. They don’t because they need the vote to stay in power. The politicians just tell them they are on their side and understand their pain, but once they get the vote it is neglect as usual. It is much more important to keep Al Sharpton out of town then it is to do something about the black community in their town.

Patricia Arquette got up to accept best supporting actor but took the time to get read her script to complain about women’s rights and equal pay. Hollywood has that problem as well, but it really isn’t a problem when it comes to income from movies. Those who bring the best results at the box office get the most money. Women, through their agents, accept a certain amount of pay based on what the market will bear and what is a reasonable amount based the box office pull of each actor, including women. What, the free market works in Hollywood? Movie budgets drive the train. The Sony Pictures hacking case demonstrated that Sony was guilty of paying women less in their positions at Sony Pictures compared to men. That is what exists throughout Hollywood. Gays get preferential treatment, democrats get preferential treatment and the women get less pay than men. If hypocritical Hollywood wants to have equal pay for women, why don’t they start with themselves so as to set an example for the rest of us?

Asking Lady Gaga to sing songs from the classic movie, the Sound of Music, was appalling. She is good at mimicking various forms of voice but she did not come close to the quality of the performance of Julie Andrews in that classic movie. If Lady Gaga was such a great singer she would not have to sell herself as a bazaar vaudeville clown. On the carpet she looked like one of the cards on the chess board in the animation film Alice in Wonderland. And she looked fat in that dress she wore during the Sound of Music medley. And isn’t it interesting a college or two are offering a class on the life of Lady Gaga? I am clueless as to what value that class might be for those college students getting ready to enter our workforce. Are they teaching them how to dress or sing in the workplace or how to get more pay by acting like a clown? It is sad when people are interested in what she is going wear next rather than the song she sings. Then they go out and buy her CDs because they missed the song while watching a bazaar window display on a discount clothing store.

Worse than that is when Julie Andrews had to come on stage and praise Lady Gaga. That is disrespectful to Julie Andrews. And then besides the poor performance, Lady Gaga had to make sure she displayed all her tattoos on her arms and torso. Those images have no business being in a tribute to such a wonderful performer in such a classic performance. Lady Gaga does not represent class. Her whole purpose in life is to shock and awe an audience. The performance was a dud. Sound of Music got 10 nominations and won 5 awards. If Hollywood thinks that Lady Gaga is the perfect choice to perform this tribute then they are a bunch of duds. Yes, I am referring to an explosive that fails to detonate.

Neil Patrick Harris is disgusting. And I will no longer watch an Oscar program when he is picked as the host. He is not entertaining to most folks throughout the world, just the perverted living in Hollywood. I feel ashamed for all the hundreds of actors spending thousands on their clothes, or sponsors who spent those thousands for them, to look exceptional on the red carpet when Neil the pervert has to try to get a cheap laugh wear only his underwear with a torso that looks like an unsharpened pencil with no eraser. What comic value is there in such a ridiculous display of stupidity? His performance as a host is disrespectful to all those actors who worked their tails off trying to perfectly and respectfully match the subjects they portraying.

I was very impressed with the performances of those actors in those movies being nominated as the best movies for the year. The stories they told were exceptional well done. The Neil Patrick Harris performance was like squirting lemon in a perfect glass of Vitamin D milk. The cream of the crop in the exceptional movies of the year, were putrefied by the trash of Neil Patrick Harris.

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Democrats Go Stupid – Scott Walker W/O a Degree?

Posted February 14, 2015 By Gospel

Scott WalkerHoward Dean is the one chosen by the left to go on TV and shed negative light on the education of Scott Walker. He didn’t go to college. Well that is not correct. He did attend college, but he had a strong interest in politics. He was only when 25 years old when he became a member of the Wisconsin State Assembly. This uneducated Republican moved up the ranks quicker than others and became a Milwaukee County executive, which would require strong leadership skills and then this uneducated man became the state governor.

Scott Walker took over running the whole state and was the first ever Governor to win a recall election. He was a strong candidate to run as vice president with Mitt Romney’s run for the presidency. Scott turned that down in 2012. It’s not because he was not chosen. Bottom line, the majority of state residents in Wisconsin were confident with him so his education level didn’t make a different. Is Howard Dean, and the rest of the left who want to use this “stupid uneducated” talking point, calling all the residences of Wisconsin stupid for electing this stupid uneducated man?

A large number of the left leaning college students failing to graduate, approximately 40%, vote democrat. And the other lefties tend to graduate with Liberal Arts degrees in a country where we need more science and engineering folks. It was a talking point several years ago about George W. Bush be stupid but graduated higher in his class at Harvard than President Obama. Obama doesn’t have any leadership history. He was a community organizer living off the public taxpayers of Chicago and the state of Illinois. He broke the record voting, not yea or nay, but “not present” during his short time in the Illinois Senate. President Obama has not yet released his school records. He would look pretty stupid if he got government grants because he was a foreign student. Who knows? He can talk a good game but he is heading for the most unfavorable President ever.

So, I guess Howard Dean is much more qualified because he is a dentist with an extensive education. He is a very highly educated dentist who fell flat on his face when he tried to run for President. Enough said about him. How about the highly educated President Clinton who permitted a female intern to go down on him in a house that we own and pay for. We tried to evict him and all the democrats voted to keep him in office because a President’s private life is just that, private. If President Clinton was given another 4 years as an exception because of his college degree, he might have turned to White House into a meth lab. What he does on the side is not subject to judgment by the entire country.

Then there is the challenge to George W. Bush, “Bush Lied, Troops died.” What about the list of over 300 big lies President Obama told like being able to keep your Doctor and your plan under Obama care. And Hillary Clinton claimed she left the White House dead broke when she is worth millions. We are now paying the Clinton’s a salary for life just because they used to be the President and First Lady. A President who was impeached but saved by his fellow democrats. Wow! That is really stupid.

You do not need a college education to become successful in this country. Bill Gates and hundreds of thousands of others have done exceptionally well without a college education and some of them didn’t even graduate from high school. And the claim that he would be the first President who did not graduate from college. That is even a lie from a democrat. Several Presidents in our history did not have a college degree. It doesn’t matter how many. Let’s just settle on one. George Washington. That makes Howard Dean a highly education liar. I would rather have a president who has not graduated from College then one who lies like a Gatling gun with over 300 rounds in an unauthorized magazine liberals want to make illegal except for Mexican Drug Cartels and every drug running gang in the United States. In fact, democrats only want to take guns away from those who have them legally. They would have no control over anyone else. Now that is really uneducated stupidity.

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The Brilliance of Our Colleges

Posted February 2, 2015 By Gospel
SO Cool!

SO Cool!

 

Here is a quote that is so apropos with an excessive number of our young people today. “Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves.” -Lord Byron, poet (22 Jan 1788-1824)

Sadly, many of these young people actually have finished college or have been working on that for much more than 4 years. They routinely change their curriculum goals so as not to graduate because they can get all their expenses paid by their parents. At least until their grants and education loans run out and their parents give up on them. The next stop for these humonculous creatures is the basement of their parent’s home.

Then as luck would have it, they would visit the coolest block downtown where all the hipsters go only to be willing to answer the questions of a roving news reporter called Watters from Fox news, the programs they have been conditioned to hate by their peers and professors – the absolute elite among us. With the superior visual acumen they possess, they notice the mic he holds says “FOX NEWS” on 4 sides in 48 font print. But why would they want to answer questions from this guy? Because they think they are much smarter than anyone connected to Fox News. The news reporters segment on Fox News is called Watter’s Word.

One brainy looking hipster with “dreaded” locks and white; and smoking a pipe glowing from each puff of hallucinogenic Maui Wowie he manages to purchase through the mail with parental monetary subsistence, he gets a question. “Have you heard of Watter’s World?” His answer is, “Sure, it’s a movie starring Kevin Costner?” When asked, “Which team in the Super Bowl are you rooting for, the Jets or Dauphins,” he answered with the same assuredness, “The Dauphins.”  Those teams are not playing in the Super Bowl, it’s the Seahawks and Patriots. Just because you are the hippyist of all the mental giants among us, it doesn’t mean you are an intellectual. You may be highly educated because of your “C” average in college but keep in mind, with a grade like that, you missed half of what each class was designed present. And the reason for the “C?” There were a couple of Orientals in the class bringing all the grades up by grading on a curve so the professor could make himself look good. It brings new meaning to the term “Under”graduate!

The last point in that quote above is being a slave to whatever your friends believe and what your President tells you. After all, if he gets elected as a result of your vote, or your friends’ votes because you didn’t have time to vote, how could you buck the group for fear of the embarrassment? There is a state called all-knowing and the opposite of that is total denial. But the there is one level below that. The cocoon state. A state of those who should have been aborted by their parents. Do you know someone like this? If you do, I am so sorry about that.

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