Whose President is This?

Our President is furfuralic. Without the excessive amount of furfural in his system, he would have turned more brown at birth. None the less, he is still as flaky as can be so the excess furfural has added to his highly advanced stages of worthlessness. I wonder if that same compound is what causes him to lie so much? If it keeps orange juice from browning during storage than it probably is a good idea to conserve his legacy by storing him in a storage locker somewhere in Chicago where budding community organizers can routinely study the chemistry of his compounded decomposing personality.

Certainly not mine. He continuously tries to disorganize the military community. Martial Law has already been surfaced by one of those democrats.

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